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Hobgoblins. What do you give? What do you get? That's what we're singing about here.

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Hobgoblins! What do you give? What do you get?
Hobgoblins! Can you pay them the high price they wanna set?
Can you put them in a box? Can you teach them how to dance?
They will beat you with their clubs in their hideous advance.
Hobgoblins

We went out on a raid just the other day
The NPC who sent us out did not have much to say
She thought we’d find hobgoblins, so we’d best be beware
But we thought we would be ready so we didn’t prepare

We woke up the next morning and boarded our big boat
Sailing out across the sea much bigger than a moat
We hit the shore before the night grew darker with each moment
We thought hobgoblins would be paid for our atonement

Chorus

At the start of the day, we set a course by land
Each of us ready to fight, a weapon in each hand
When out from the woods we hear a battle cry so loud
And out come hobgoblins waving their clubs proud

We engaged the hobgoblins with swords at the ready
Despite their strong numbers our forces held steady
We couldn’t understand them but they put up a fight
And we were kept busy night after night

Chorus

During the fighting, our cleric yelled, “Stop!”
“I’ve got a lexicon I picked up at the shop.”
She told the hobgoblins to stop their fighting
So we put away our broadswords, our arrows and lightning

Now that we’ve seen all these fights to their ends
The hobgoblins and us are now quite good friends
So pull up a stool and take a swig of your ale
As we tell you the story of our hobgoblin tale

Chorus

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from Confound These Dice (Oh How I Hate Them), released June 27, 2019

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