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You know when you roll three ones? And that stat is then a three? And you need a reroll badly, don't you know?

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Starting out the other night, we had a brand new game
I finally made a new character that wasn't quite the same
I needed to roll stats so I broke out my best dice
It’s really too bad that the rolls weren’t very nice

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Don't roll a three, those aren't the stats for me
I don't want to see those three ones in a row
Don't roll a three, it’s pretty painful to see
I need a reroll badly, don't you know

I sat there as the three piled up, looking sad on the sheet
I didn't want to have to take the penalty in defeat
How much I was shocked at this statistical anomaly
How on earth could this happen to poor old me?

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I flubbed quite a bit as I nudged the dice
Making sure the numbers came out really nice
The DM looked over and frowned at me
And wasn’t too happy for they saw that there was three

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from Confound These Dice (Oh How I Hate Them), released June 27, 2019

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